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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 16:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Then came..

In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Why do so many people like life?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Moderate liberals, if any use leftist Quora, how do you feel about being associated with those who enjoy burning American flags, supporting Hamas, having men competing against women in sports, open borders, green new deal and general wokery?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Loons and Moons

Im not transphobic/homophobic but, am I in the wrong for being uncomfortable when a trans person comes into the lockeroom? I just dont want them to stare at me while Im changing.

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are people outraged over Latina actress, Rachel Zegler, being cast to play Snow White in the live action remake of Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

So they tried

Still no good.

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?