What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 16:36

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Then came..
In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Why do so many people like life?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
So they tried
Still no good.
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